Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A post filled with win.

Recently there have been raids upon several members of Facebook. One thing I have noticed was the heavy references to Memes, and to conclude, the raids have been people who are lurkers of the /b/. However, these men (there are no wimmez on teh interwebs LOL) fail with uttermost lack of lulz. The Loli's, mudkips, are sacred to us /b/tards and with these newfags have ruined the name of them. Becoming an hero was referenced to someone whom doesn't fit the image of heroism. Reasons to become an hero are listed here

* you couldn't find a wii at the mall
* The world will not ignore your pain any longer
* They canceled your favorite tv show
* You got a ride on a spaceship behind a comet
* Kool-aid tastes ALLLRRRIIIGGGHHTT!
* Summons helpful spirits
* You're Lanzer
* Your parents won't let you go see My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy
* You can't find your SCART connector!
* You lost your job at McDonalds
* Your prison lover left you
* You are in an "internet suicide room

-encyclopedia dramatica

As for the newfags who has hacked certain members obviously didn't fit the reasons for becoming an hero making the newfags lose one interwebs.
Lastly, raiding without reason is like thinking Anon is your personal legion. Raids happen for a reason. Goronchev, a video blogger on youtube, put ED to disgrace and we had enough as Anon raided him and his fucking "intellectual checkmate. Fucker.


Goddessmine, a woman who swindled men of their money through the interwebs. Following debate she described herself as follows

**I do have a job you mass of bleating sheep. I teach.**I'm a Goddess. Money makes Me wet. You don't. I call Myself a JAGanese Goddess: a Russian Jew & Japanese spoiled brat to no end. The fact that I'm a bitch and a Jew are simply conflations. Learn to take a joke, you rigid dorks. I love orgasm denial, cbt, consentual blackmail, sissification, best-friend-fantasy, Female worship, cam/phone training, and I have a huge fetish with necks and fingers. But in order to dabble in these treats and more, you must APPLY first through My website. Inquire if you dare. However, if you simply want a peek into the adventures of My luxe Life: http://goddessmine.livejournal.com I accept male or female piglets - I don't discriminate *laughs*. And no, I am not interested in real time for now. I abhor whiners, time-wasters, and men with delusions that they can "save" Me.


and with an amazing rebuttal Anon replies

We do have a job you mass of insufferable camwhore. We divide by zero. We are Anon. Lulz makes us wet. You don't. We call ourselves Anonymous: Elite Black Hand Hackers & Zombie Master spoiled brats to no end. The fact that we're Hackers & on steroids are simply conflations. Learn to take a joke, you vapid whore. We love mudkips, orly?, non-consensual blackmail, sissification, bestiality, shemale worship, camwhore training, and we have a huge fetish for tits or gtfo. But in order to dabble in these treats and more, you must SHOW TITS first through our website. Inquire if you dare. However, if you simply want a peek into the adventures of Our Lulzy Life: http://4chan.org You are our new female piglet. We don't discriminate *LOL!!.9999!!*. And yes, we are interested in real time, so buy some curtains and a dog. We create whiners, time-wasters, and whores with delusions that they can "beat" Us."



Newfags, why have you discriminated mudkips? Anon lieks their mudkips and herd you did too. Jerking the dick to Loli is to be commended as Pedobear approves. Becoming an hero occurs to attention whores, scene whores, Adolf Hitler and Jed. You newfags need to cleanse in the shit that comes from the asshole of the internet and learn to become one with the lulz. You are a prime example of those who spread virus into the /b/. The cancer that flows through the /b/ shall be fixed by shooping the whoop and then treated with CP. Fuckers, you fail epically, go become an hero otherwise..


...fucking newfags

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