Michael J. Fox

• Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someones face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.
• You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox has an oscillation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to oscillate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can't piss standing up. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of Shake Well. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox only needs to put his toothbrush on his teeth and have his head do the rest. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox always makes a mess at Denny's. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox cums all over the girl, not in her vagina. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can't put an old limp dollar bill inside a vending machine. Because of Parkinson's.
• In Soviet Russia, Parkinson's has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.
• Michael J. Fox can now dodge bullets. Because of Parkinson's
• Michael J. Fox's wife gets earth-shattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox should be in the back in a hip hop music video. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.
• Parkinson's is now known world wide. Because of Michael J. Fox.
• Michael J Fox always looks like he's on a pogo stick because of Parkinson's.
• Because of Parkinson's nobody will ever be able to tell if Michael J Fox is being electrocuted.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the counter-hand for some ice cream.
The counter-hand asks "What flavour would you like?"
Michael J. Fox says "It doesn't matter... I'm just going to fuckin drop it anyways."

....Because of Parkinson's

Thank you /b/.