being decieved

One minute your on a date with a hot chick, she whispers something every man craves. The next minute you have a penis up your ass. Being deceived is a common issue amongst people. Neither it's a lying/cheating girlfriend or a homeless man on the street, in life you are gonna get deceived and there will be consequences towards that, both bad and ugly. Here's some things that can deceive easily.

Sunglasses:

As you walk down the street, a fine looking girl wearing a pair of tinted Prada sunglasses walk towards you. As you continue to check her out, the sky gets darker and she takes off her glasses. Your boner slowly diminishes as she walks towards you, wanting to talk. Sunglasses block your eyes from the sun and also block a pair of ugly features some people want to hide.
Not only does it block your eyes but also has the uncanny ability to hide age. At first, the girl you think is hot seems older or the same age, you soon find out that she's in elementary. Oh shit son, the pedo-meter is a blazing!!! Eyes tell a lot. Most of the time, you find these people in schools with douchebag guys, schools with girls and almost anywhere girls are able to walk.

Lesbians:

They dig only the pussy but yet still crave for something in the shape of a penis. Lesbians not only deceive men but are hypocrites to themselves. Deep down, they know that a penis is the most pleasurable thing to have, it's just natural to feel that way.

Innocence:

You become infatuated with a cute girl. She looks young and innocent. It makes you nervous to think of even banging her. The time comes when you seal the deal. You find this once cute girl doing the most wildest things on the bed. It takes time to get to know someone, from first impression, you don't think an innocent looking girl can be a feisty sexual deviant. It's one deceiving thing you wish to have.

Personality:

Before you find a chick, you gotta know their personality. Personality plays a huge part in finding someone you want to be with. However, it really sucks to find out later in the relationship that your girlfriend is a feminist. Rights this and that, "oo look at me i'm a feminist", "Man"kind is misogynistic.
Back on topic, knowing the person determines heaven or hell, Whether your gonna fuck someone worth it or someone who half asses sex. You gotta know.


Being deceived is like saying your fine but later knowing you have aids. Its totally great.



p.s: if you do note, this was entirely a sexist note